Oct 25, 2017 56,036. They discuss the evolution of the franchise, how it manages to keep topping itself, Keanu’s place in the landscape of modern action cinema...and also go on an extended tangent about award-winning musician Enya. This week: Keanu is in this movie for like a collective minute and a half, so we HAD to watch 1986's intensely homoerotic "Youngblood." Inspired in part by the 1981 murder of Marcy Renee Conrad, it tells a tale of anomie and moral turpitude among a group of teens in northern California. The episode was scheduled to drop in April 2020, and so a lot of time was spent trying to predict what would be happening in the future. This week, Patrick, Jake, and Matt do their best to keep the mood light while discussing 1988's Permanent Record, a movie that deals with the difficult subject of teen suicide. This week's episode is a beefy one: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey (1991). The 90s Resurgence is at hand (and it sucks) (Source: youtube.com) Jun 30 2020. Have a listen! We needed two hours to cover this three-hour movie. We’ve got a guest! Summary: Patrick McAuliffe is 48 years old and was born on 03/01/1972. It's the much-maligned Michael Bay romantic period epic that's kind of like Titanic if it were less good and contained way more explosions. This week we’re discussing Stuck Between Stations, a sort of War on Terror-era Before Sunrise, in which Josh lends his star power to a project made by some of his high school friends. And now…a time travel episode. Party on for the good of us all! Thus a murder plot is hatched, involving Rosalie, her mother, Devo (River Pheonix), and our dude, Keanu, as a heroin addict looking to raise some drug money. Also: we recap Jake’s wedding, make a discovery about Josh’s social media accounts, and try to figure out how to talk like Woody Harrelson. (Alex Winter). Add to Cart. on 2021-01-19, Patrick Willems reviewed and rated Promising Young Woman ★★★½ on Friday Jan 15, 2021 What ensues is a real meat-and-potatoes chase thriller in which Keanu and Rachel Weisz are the loose ends everyone wants dead. Plus, Patrick (H) Willems gets economical by doing a video essay follow-up to six previous videos about Cats, Michael Bay, music biopics, and more. Happy birthday You should never watch this movie but you SHOULD listen to us talk about it. Much Ado About Nothing (w/ Rachel Schenk). Together they sing songs about the great city of Cincinnati, travel to a magical land of toys, and get framed for the crime of grand cookie larceny. In the show's inaugural episode, Patrick, Jake, and Matt revisit Chad Stahelski's modern action classic, and explore what it meant for action cinema, and more importantly, for Keanu himself. Humble beginnings. And if you haven't seen this film and are listening to this podcast you are a statistical outlier. This week we’re talking about 40 Days and 40 Nights, the sex comedy about Josh Hartnett not having sex, which is a much weirder movie than we expected. Film data from TMDb. Patrick is a filmmaker and video essayist with over 300,000 subscribers. In October 2019, Kendra James joined the boys to discuss a film starring Keanu and Sandra Bullock and a time traveling mailbox. Previous to Patrick's current city of Costa Mesa, CA, Patrick McAuliffe lived in Los Angeles CA and El Segundo CA. It's kind of sort of vaguely Shakespeare's story, but with way more basketball and teens taking drugs. The movie isn’t good, but hey, at least Josh met his now-wife Tamsin Egerton on set. It's also a return to Josh's late-career output with the very boring She's Missing, written and directed by Alexandra Mcguiness. Ok folks, we've reached it. Did we like this movie(spoilers: no)? Home; About; YouTube Shorts; Contact; Twitter; Instagram River Pheonix plays Mike, the emotional focal point of the film, prostitute, former ward of the state and hapless narcoleptic. Box 380333 Brooklyn, NY 11238 For whichever stragglers have not seen this I'll keep it spoiler-free, but obviously it all goes to shit. It’s the end of an era: this week we reach the end of the Hollywood portion of Josh Hartnett’s career, with the 2007 horror movie 30 Days of Night. Keanu has asthma and is pretty funny in it, though :). $12.00. Is he clearly JUST struggling to deliver lines in something resembling an English accent and still failing half the time while forgetting to ACT in the process? This one goes hard on Italians, indomitable creatures of sauce-based appetites. A real murderers row of stars here: Ice T, Henry Rollins, Dolph Lundgren and Takeshi Kitano. He specialty in policing people's feelings on movies and making sure nobody has anything but positive feelings toward The Last Jedi has made him PAFE's head propagandist. Yikes! Patrick, Matt, and Jake attempt to solve the movie’s many script problems while also reading some iTunes reviews, discussing more of the Town & Country cinematic universe, Superman’s nudity, and whether or not Patrick almost killed Harrison Ford in 2015. This week, Josh travels back to World War I in what might be the lowest-grossing movie of his career: The Ottoman Lieutenant. This sounds cool and is not. Keanu plays hotshot Florida criminal defense attorney Kevin Lomax, who ain't never lost a case. Johnny finds himself in a deal gone wrong with a whopping 320GB stored in his 160GB capacity brain. This week Patrick, Jake, and Matt are joined by actress Comfort Clinton (Billions), and together they deal with their frustration about Brian De Palma’s film adaptation of The Black Dahlia. These questions are answered among the many tangents such as our pitch for Matt’s cameo on the show Billions, our ideas for multiple Penny Dreadful spinoffs, and Patrick’s angry rant about the Bailey School Kids. is the believably sleazy barfly Harry. Vehicular mayhem ensues and if you don't already know the conceit of this one then that's sad and I won't spoil it here. Plus we read a negative iTunes review of the show which we definitely don't even care about at all. “Really?” you ask, “You’re covering a movie in which Josh only appears for four minutes?” You’re damn right. This week it's Little Buddha (1993), by Bernardo Bertolucci. We're chatting all about the 2001 film O, an adaptation of Othello so edgy that it dropped all but one letter from the title. We’re talking about Resurrecting the Champ, the 2007 drama about boxing and journalism. Slayven 1000% Demon King. It’s an eventful season, featuring witches, throat ripping, necrophelia, and some cozy sweaters. "The Last Time I Committed Suicide" (1997) by Stephen Kay. So we made a special, short intro episode to explain that! on 2021-01-09. There's a lot fo discuss here, so buckle up and get ready to heart Hartnett. In the 90s, it was a movie that tried to flesh out gay characters and explore the the culture. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Trip Fontaine! #UniteTheSlevin. Can writer Kevin Williamson do for sci-fi what he did for horror with Scream? I mean, at least there're some highly symmetrical heavy hitters in here: Keanu, Patrick Swayze and (a very stilted) Rob Lowe as the titular Dean Youngblood, along with Cynthia Gibb. This needs very little introduction; it's the classic Dracula story with the major addition of a romance between the titular count (Gary Oldman) and Mina Harker (Winona Ryder), maybe involving reincarnation (?). 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